13 Surprising Facts about Rowel Manasan

If people can’t accept your imperfections, that’s their fault.”

- David M. Burns

I normally steer clear of such blatant “self-promotion” in my Weekly Blogs to you…but we did a “team building” exercise recently, and the facilitator asked us to put down some descriptive facts about ourselves.

And, as I was scanning the news this past week, and seeing the *continued* doom and gloom, the glut of “experts” who clamor for your inbox and your attention, and the unfortunate reality of our scattered, modern age…well, I just thought you should have a better idea about who would be guiding your family through tough times.

Yes, this is a small departure from my normal, pocket-protecting strategy, but I felt that it was a necessary interregnum.

Oh, and my staff helped me put some of these together, as did a certain California gentleman who spent some time in Texas, enforcing the law…

13 Surprising Facts about Me!

1) Rowel Manasan does not sleep, but waits.

2) When the IRS Man goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Rowel Manasan.

3) Rowel Manasan can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

4) Rowel Manasan counted to infinity–twice.

5) When Rowel Manasan falls in water, Rowel Manasan doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rowel Manasan.

6) Rowel Manasan CAN believe it’s not butter.

7) Rowel Manasan doesn’t read the legal and tax code …but stares it down until the information submits its will.

Rowel Manasan can divide by zero.

9) If you look closely, you can see Rowel Manasan in every scene of Gladiator.

10) Rowel Manasan has never blinked over the course of life. Never. Unlike the IRS when they pick up the phone and Rowel Manasan is on the line.

11) Rowel Manasan once fixed an incorrect estate plan by simply looking at it.

12) Rowel Manasan has never been “away” on vacation. Resort locations come to Rowel Manasan.

13) Rowel Manasan never hides, and only seeks.

Don’t you feel better with Rowel Manasan on your side?